Awesome Quotes.....

1. That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)

2. One day, I'm gonna make the onions cry.

3. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

4. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

5. I still miss him, I miss him, I'm missing him.

6. Its awesome .. when some one understands u more than u..! :-)

7. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a 'lol' at the end of it.

8. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<)

9. I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

10. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').

11. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..

12. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it

13. Honesty is the best gift you can give.

14. That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-

15. The only normal people you know are the ones you don't know very well.

16. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

17. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

18 Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

19. Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it.

20. The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.

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